Thursday, October 25, 2012

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Friday, October 12, 2012

Up Yours, Thank You Very Much

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!

So that's how you do it!

After KP?

I'd rather have a Pepsi, please.

Doesn't he look happy?

Add a little bounce to your life....

Go For It!

Play ball with us,
 or we'll stick the bat up your ass!

Is this Tim Tebow?
Let's scrape off the
 Crisco for cookies...

Be careful, Bud, if it slides in,
 you'll need help to get off!

Basic Training

Don't try this at home!

A Catcher warming up;
 Pitcher at the ready.

Let me know if you've tried this!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

MEN OF THE DAY

Ballman is in LUST!!!!
What I'd give for a bareback ride....

Wanna bet he's VERSATILE?

Ride the Waves?

Anytime, Anyplace....

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

It's All In The Training


Do you want your boy to take all
 CUMMERS and love it?
It's all in the TRAINING!

A Spider Gag is the answer:
This insidious device keeps his mouth open
 and his teeth out of the way.
First, cuff his hands behind his back,
 and tie his balls to the floor...
Then stuff his face, again and again.
Soon he'll get with the program.
Does his gag reflex spoil your fun?
No sweat, now you can face fuck him
'til it's no longer a problem.
And once he's a pro
suspend him, clamp his tits,
and stuff his throat.
Careful, he could drown, but what a way to go!
Tie him down to a bench,
 tie his balls to the floor
and plow away.
With TRAINING,
 he'll want it bad!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Man of the Day

Bet those hands have been up some chutes!
It's better to give than receive...

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

IT TAKES A MAN TO BE A MARINE

Dalan awaiting Sarge's Return
Sgt Brandon Morgan, 25, of The United States Marines greeting his partner Dalan Wells on his return from
 the sandbox in a photo seen around the world. 
   Simper Fi, Marine!

We'd love a hot photo of them fucking each other's brains out, but this will have to do: 
If you can't have the real thing....!
 Wanna bet Sarge and Dalan have tried this maneuver?



Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Wanna Have A Bareback Party?

Want to host a Bareback Party?

Here are some lessons learned from Ballman's famous BB parties!

1 Venue. You need a place and if you're like Ballman, no one needs to know where you live, so when he hosts, he rents a motel room or two with adjoining inside doors. Every town has at least one "No Tell Motel" so try it first, but no need to tell them what you're doing. The party room should be on street level, in the back, away from the office (unless the desk clerk is hunky). Explain to your guests that they should enter and leave quietly and wear clothes, no shit, in the parking lot and lock their valuables in their car. No one needs some dork manager calling the cops, etc. Or some whiner losing his rolex up some one's butt.
Ballman would bottom for these guys!
2. Invites. Email just your closest friends and fuck buddies. Set an entry time, say a 30 minute period. Remind them that courtesy demands bottoms (including those who claim to be tops, but are really bottoms when it's really dark) prepare, (if your have to ask, you're not invited). No pass outs, once someone leaves, they're out for good.

3. Supplies. Lots of assorted lube. Get extra towels from the motel if you can do so without them asking questions. Setting up a douche station in the bathroom is also a good idea for those bottoms who need a little extra attention; just be careful that if you hook up to the motel's plumbing you bring some Teflon tape....

4. Rules:

· No condoms, no names, no discussion of status or counts, no sero sorting

· No cologne, scented soap, over powering mouthwash, etc., real men smell like men

· Everyone strips down upon entrance, no exceptions, other than real cops in uniform--

· Bottoms take all loads offered, no exceptions, besides, you wouldn't invite anyone you wouldn't fuck yourself, would you?....

· Bottoms always clean off the top afterward (with his mouth, dummy)

· Bottoms always properly thank the top by kneeling and licking his feet and saying: "Sir, Thank you, Sir, for your load, Sir."

· No bottoms leave until all tops are satisfied

· Everyone must either fuck or be fucked or leave. Have a greeter who job it is to slide his cock up every guest's ass for a stroke or two or vice versa, just be sure there are no poseures

·No retreating to the bath room and locking the door to do whatever in private; if you're invited, we all know what you like, fucker!

No ass sucking, bottoms will keep all loads where they belong, but a little cum dribbling down your leg is okay... and remember to  put a towel down on your car seat unless you want a wet spot.   

5. You can spice things up if you like. Sometimes all bottoms are blind folded so they don't have a clue who's fucking them. Double fucking can be fun. Offer a prize for the most ingenious position.

6. Film the fun and upload it to your blog. Guys, if you don't want your face shown--don't get in front of the camera, stupid. Otherwise, no problem, after all, if someone can recognize your butt, then your reputation is already out there.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Ready, Aim, Fire

Here's proof that real men shave their junk;
cooler in combat, no doubt.  Boy would I
like to have his weapon up my ass!

Friday, January 13, 2012

Deep Cleaning, With a Twist

Here's a tip from one who loves to DEEP CLEAN.  Poppers.  That's right take your poppers into the shower.  Don't worry if you drop the little bottle, they're tough and won't break.  Now go a head and douche away and get rid of the big brown stuff, then adjust the flow to a trickle and insert your hose as far as you can, gently of course and clamp down.  As you fill up, you'll come to the point where you don't think you can take more water, then take a hit of poppers.  That'll relax you and your insides and you'll be able to keep the flow going, going and going.  Repeat the poppers as desired.   Then pull out your hose and let fly, maybe over your slave, but beware, the torrent of water will amaze you and you'll feel clean like never before.  Then do it again with a double hit of poppers and hold it as long as you can as this time and more brown stuff will come flying out along with a wonderful relaxed feeling.  Finally, do a couple more shallow cleanings, but hang around the facilities so to speak, shave maybe, 'cause chances are, you'll have another flush coming.....  Until you've tried this a couple times, don't just dress and hurry off to church...been there, tried that and had to hurry off to the men's room.

arefully adjust the flow....

Check the temperature....
At The Ready


Enjoy

Or, the old fashioned way...

Looks like the guy on the right is going to get a shower
 and from the looks of his cock, he wants it bad.


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